Fourteen minutes of humor and heroism
by Matt’s Offroad Recovery

They got a call that a CanAm was stuck in a canyon near Goblin Valley. “I can only assume they’ve got goblins here, why else would they call it Goblin Valley.” He suspects goblins may have been involved in the CanAm problems.

THE CANAM WAS 72” WIDE ON A TRAIL RESTRICTED TO 52” WIDE
They hoped to retrieve it with The Banana, which is 72” wide.
They reached the vehicle after 4.7 miles of rough road. “So here’s the problem. The back end of this has slid over really bad. We need to pull the back end over.”
Matt didn’t bring any tools because they took them out for Easter Jeep Safari. So “we’re improvising using stone tools.”

“THIS IS HOW PEOPLE HAVE GOT THEIR RAZORS OUT FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS.”
“Buckle up Buttercup.”
“I won’t get far if I fall but it will still hurt.”

THE TIRE CHANGE
“We used science so to make it so we could change this tire.”
“Let’s go!” “Keep it on all fours!”
They got the CanAm dropped off and were headed for Moab Easter Jeep Safari when they got a call to retrieve another Razor.

“WE ARE REALLY LATE IN THE SEASON TO DO A SNOW RECOVERY!”
“I’m willing to risk it. I’m willing to risk it all.”
They were stuck for a bit, but they got to the Razor and it started right up.

THEN THE TRUCK GOT STUCK.
THEN A WOMAN IN A SUBARU GOT STUCK AND GOT A T-SHIRT.

Upon completion of rescues, the crew used Rock Scissors Paper to choose a lunch destination.
Trevor won, but was outvoted anyway.
Arm wrestling ensued.

“I’m just gonna sit here ‘til he tires out.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1_3-8oa2qk&t=614s

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